Why does this keep happening?

I just got groomed again. It has been so long since the last time I was groomed. I thought that mom had forgotten about the groomers.

Now we all know how I feel about getting groomed. The only ones worse then the groomer is the Nasty Vet and the Evil Mailman. My cousin Tristan and I have barked about them numerous times. Someone needs to do something soon.

However, I am secretly glad that we got groomed. (Please don’t tell anyone that I said this). The fact is that it has been soooo long since I have been groomed that I was a complete mess. My hair was so long over my eyes that I had a hard time seeing even the things in front of me. If it wasn’t for my nose working so well I might have starved to death. My hair was long all over my body and tail. I would get twigs and leaves stuck in my hair all the time. When I had to go outside to do my business it was hard to keep clean. I was so embarrassed! I didn’t want anyone to see me in this condition.

I can’t blame my mom. She was doing her best. It is just that with her not working right now she doesn’t have the money. I think that money is evil. It makes my mom cry. Anyway my mom tries. She has tried to give me a bath, but I got mad. When I am mad watch out. I growl and snarl, I bite, and I scratch. Aunt Kat tried to brush my hair and cut it over my eyes so I could see better. I bit her. She should know better.

After I got groomed I felt so much better. I don’t mean to brag, but I looked so cute. My mommy said so when she picked me up. (You can see from my picture). All the way home I stood in her arms so that people could see me through the window. Mom says I’m vain. I don’t know what means, but if it means that I am cute she is right.

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